Gregory House said:

I.- You could throw a dart at all the adjectives between "arrogant" and "unhinged" and I'm sure you'd hit one that describes me.

II.-Take chances all the time is one of my worst qualities.

III.-Why does God get all the credit whenever something good happens?

IV.-People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort.

V.-It's never Lupus!!!

VI.-Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again.

VII.-Can we forget my vices and get back to my virtues?

VIII.-People in my life have no expectations of me. It makes all our lives easier.

IX.-Everything is conditional. You just can't always anticipate the conditions.

X.-Perseverance does not equall worthiness.

XI.-Would the world be a better place if people never felt guilty?

This is our lord's word... we worship ye!.